Oh dear lord.

So it's 1 am, and I was doing the guilty pleasure thing and watching MTV's new show Exposed. I really shouldn't have, since it basically shattered my faith in humanity. And I'm only exaggerating a little bit. So there's this girl named Princess (Oh yes, she was as amazing as she sounds) on the show, and her two choices of guys to choose from was a Ben Vallier, completely idiotic, frat boy type named Bryan--Or maybe Ryan, I don't know. Her other choice was a very cute guy named Billy, who I could immediately tell, being the fashion junkie that I am, was a model. He had that really mainstream angled look with the blonde hair and brown eyebrows... Whatever, that's not the point. Anyway, he was pretty cute and the other guy was a complete tool, wearing a black wife beater that he was probably hoping would cover up his beer gut (It didn't).

So automatically, looking at these guys, I was like "Pssht. Well, that's not even a competition." This feeling was intensified when Ryan, the frat boy who should have, for the good of mankind, stopped breathing years ago, lied about being a "lumberjack." I mean, out of all the things he could have lied about, he lied about being a freaking lumberjack?! But it gets worse. He then continued to lie about fighting in Thailand and learning about the native culture there. Oh, please, Ryan. The only reason you know Thailand exists is because you rented a porno that was filmed there once. It was horrendous and the whole thing made me cringe for him.

In the meantime, Billy told the truth about every single thing, including the fact that he was a virgin. Now, I don't know how the average American girl perceives that fact, but usually, and I know I'm generalizing here, but seriously, usually male models are dogs. The fact that this kid actually had some morals was, to me, completely appealing. I thought, as if it hadn't been before, it was game over now. The virgin male model who seems to have some sense of where he is going, is an athlete, and is a student vs. this completely appalling guy who is a poor excuse of a human being and has been lying all night... It's a non-issue.

Apparently not, since oh-so smart Princess chose Ryan over Billy. I'm still in shock. But I'm feeling pretty good for Billy, who just saved himself from getting into a relationship with that loser. She even kissed Ryan afterwards. Ew. Any sane person would want to detoxify themselves after even touching him. But to each her own, I suppose.

Ew. Ew. Ew. All I have to say is, Billy, if you're reading this, call me. Or at the very least, email me. I respect the fact that you don't have numerous STD's and are actually headed somewhere in life.

And I realize this is a really sardonic post, but honestly, I'm ashamed to be a part of the female race when girls like Princess have the audacity to show their faces on TV. What was she thinking?... Probably nothing, to be quite frank. Probably nothing at all.