Birth.

Here, my friends, is the birth of the man-sweater:

"Yes, this is a man's sweater. It is my man sweater, and I like it. I mean, have you seen the lady's side of American Eagle in the Lakes Mall?? It's horrible. There were those one really hot sweaters, but in the season of Christmakuh (See previous entry for details) I should be thinking about others, and buying myself a fifty dollar sweater is, contarary to popular belief, not thinking of others."

As documented in my previous (terrible) blog. This post was from December 08, 2003. Probably posted in Mr. Wilson's zero hour.