I did consider making toast for like five minutes. Does that count?

Mom: "Have you been eating?"
Me: "...Yes." (Liar, liar)
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, Mom. I said 'yes' right?" (Pants on fire)
"What did you eat today?"
"Um. Cereal and a sandwich. And, uh, now I'm making pasta." (By which I mean, I had a glass of water, looked in the refrigerator for a second, and am now lying in bed)
"Okay. Good."