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Sunday, December 9

Just kidding. We're not actually married.

I was at the receiving end of this beautiful ice breaker/pick up line conversation at a bar the other day:

Guy: (After slowly inching closer to me over the past ten minutes) Do you speak Spanish?
Me: No.
Guy: Oh. Are you Mexican?
Me: No.
Guy. Oh. Are you Indian?
Me: Yup.
Guy: Oh. Cool. Me too.
Me: Did you actually think I was Mexican?
Guy: No. I knew you were Indian.
Me: Okay.

Needless to say, we're married now.

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