Meet these demands, or you will never see your chocolate cake again.

I want to work in a bakery. More specifically, I do not just want to be a pretzel twister or ringer-upper girl (aka: cashier). I want to be creative. I want to pull cake out of the oven and transform it into truffles, and put it into a heart shaped cake box. I want to mold dessert shapes out of desserts. I want to try a million different ingredients in pancakes and eat them all. I want to have some sort of say. And I want to smell dough all day long.

Who can make this work for me? Who? Tell me!