Hot date. No time (motivation) to shower. Will resort to distraction tactics of a nice dress and a touch of make up. I hope it will work. Experience has taught me to reveal lack of enthusiasm about hygiene no earlier than the third date.
(You gots to trap 'em with your feminine wiles before revealing your [literally] dirty secrets, ladies)
(You gots to trap 'em with your feminine wiles before revealing your [literally] dirty secrets, ladies)
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